Is there an animal fight club in my backyard: an investigation

This morning, as I was I packing up my car for this weekend, I noticed fur on the doormat outside my house. It wasn't just a single color of fur, but multicolor- much like what you would see on a raccoon. Also, it wast just one patch, but like 4 small patches and one large patch that looked like skin/ blood was attached to it. Fridays, amirite?

Now, there has been some raccoons around my neighborhood before, but I don't know what they do in the winter. I figured they head south or hibernate or die. I really don't get animals to be honest. Before you run to google to answer the question that I have been thinking about all morning, I may have cracked the case on where this fur came from. 

Fight Club. 

Now here me out. My mother/roommate was alarmed when I informed her of the pieces of animal outside the door. Animals usually lurk outside of our home, and she informed me that there was a cat recently sitting in front of our garbage cans starring at her as she looked at her window one night (legit a very creepy story to keep on the back burner). She's not the biggest animal fan, and I get that. She gave me the biggest clue to crack this case; last night she heard animals right outside the backdoor. Not like talking, but getting angry at each other.

 

Where there is smoke, you bet your bottom dollar there is fire. Fur and animal noises = fight. It's not like there is food on my back porch for the animals to try and get. There wasn't a dead animal  that you could link the fur to nearby either. This fur was the result of two animals proving their strength and starting a fight club. 

Also, we all know that animals receive pop culture news later than the rest of the world. They are probably just getting into that late 90's phase and had their mind blown by the Brad Pitt/ Edward Norton classic and wanted to try it out. They probably think Jared Leto was pretty good in that movie, but should stick to music. Animals are dumb. 

I'm on to their games. Kind of a dick move on their part, though, to not clean up there mess and thus ruining the first and second rule of fight club.

Thirsty Thursdays: We're Gonna Pump You Up

We are back in the year 2017! We have some big news coming out the next few days, but lets start with a (late) episode of Thirsty Thursday!

Brian and I sat down with two fresh beers, to discus what was a lot of people's New Years Resolution: EXERCISE! That's right. We have terrible gym stories, reasons why you should work out rather than sit on the couch, and we even give you EXTRA motivation with our advice corner at the end.

Good news for one of our listeners, we gave you a shout out. We aren't going to say who, but it is in there. Also, if you have any suggestions on what we should talk about, or even possibly want to join the guys for a beer, COMMENT! LIKE THIS! PLEASE!

LYLAS

Bachelor Party Episode 1

"Finally! A podcast about The Bachelor and Fantasy Sports!"- Said everyone who has ever lived in America.

That's right. Brian and I, both Champions in the Fantasy Sports realm, love The Bachelor/Bachelorette. We also love competing in things. With that said, we have started what I am calling the best Fantasy Bachelor Podcast in the world. That's right, I am calling it that. You can too. It's really not that hard.

This first episode, we gave a run down on what happened with the introductions, highlighted four key players to look out for, and held our own mock draft.

Later this week, we are going to be discussing sleepers to snag on the waiver wire post draft.

Also, shout out to Bachfantasy.com. They are doing a lot of work, and if you like reading you can check out their scoring. Tell them WhatSupTho sent you though. Then we can all become friends.

Of course, we want to hear from you. Did you like this? Did you hate this? What do you want us to change/ highlight? We are all ears.

LYLAS

Bachelor Week 1- Winners and Losers

Episode one of the Bachelor had a lot of things we love about the show- drinks, sharks, first impressions and people ocming out of a limo. Probably not the most memorable first episode. I meamn Shark Dolphin girl will be talked about for awhile, the red dresses are a thing I am sure girls will avoid for awhile and I bet camels will be a new trend. 

Overall, I did enjoy what I saw. The first 30 minutes was based on making people like Nick. Short of him saving someones life, I think it was a decent job. He is a family guy and looks he works out in Chicago. What a great guy! Kidding of course. I feel bad for his family (see below).

Then you met some girls, met even more girls, saw people fight for time and then some tears. Basically a classic Friday night in a college town. 

Brian and I will discuss this more in the First Episode of The Bachelor Party, your go to fantasy bachelor podcast. We have sleepers, the up-and-comers and more thoughts. 

While we all reflect on what went on, though, I have some winners and losers. 

Winners: 

Me for rocking my onesie- It's really tough as a 25 year old to wear a onesie. When I got it for Christmas, I had to rack my brain as to when I could wear it and The Bachelor was one of my first thoughts. I also rocked the shit out of it. New year, New me. 

Camel owners- If I own a Camel farm, I am advertising that hump joke as often as possible. Hell, I am calling ABC today and asking how many camels they would like for next year. A good hump joke and a pretty lady- it's a deadly combo. 

Neil Lang- Normally, Neil hangs back. He is a favorite at the end as he brings beautiful rings to start what is sure to be an ever lasting marriage. He is that quiet hero on a championship team that people forget about, but when it comes time to show praise they remember his part in it all. Getting him on episode one was a treat, and I am surprised that it took this long for someone to think about that. Kind of creepy though to call your shot with the ring. 

Wisconsin- I spent New Years in the state, so they got a boost for that. However, with Nick originally being from Wisconsin and a couple of contestants bonding over it with him, including one of my favorites Whitney, I think I can overlook my hatred for the Packers and give Wisconsin a tip of the hat 

Jimmy Kimmel- No one is reaping the benefits of The Bachelor becoming such a hit then this guy. Most talk shows want to be the one right after the Super Bowl and i legit think he just wants to keep his spot right after The bachelor. He gets those random people on his show, stirs up drama, and has easy jokes with there. 

Losers: 

Olivia- Look, I lived in Alaska for two months. So I am basically from the great white north (no idea if this is what that state actually goes by). Her Eskimo Kiss idea was, in my opinion, one of the best first impressions. So, now that she didn't make it because Nick sucks, the idea was wasted. 

Red Dresses- You know no one will touch a red dress at the beginning of next season. You could say they are winners, but it seems like they got a bad rep and will be avoided for a little while. no way 15 more red dresses are worn this season. 

Nick's family- They were used to shed light on their shitty kid. To prove he really isn't that bad. it's like a political flaunting his family, when in the end they are actually terrible human beings. No amount of cute kids throwing pepperonis on a pizza will help me convince that Nick was fine. 

Dolphin Trainers- You know the people who spent years becoming dolphin trainers are being sent clips of Alexis throwing treats to her dog, saying she is wearing a dolphin costume (WHEN IF YOU SEARCH SHARK COSTUME THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT COMES UP!), and plenty more tidbits from one of my favorites from the first night. If I went to school for something difficult and someone kind of shit on it on The Bachelor, I think I would be pissed off too. 

Keep an ear our for Bachelor Party, coming out tomorrow. We will be your go to Fantasy source for The Bachelor.

Thirsty Thursdays: New Year, New You

Before the final minutes of 2016 are counted down, Brian and Kyle sat down to discuss New Years Resolutions. Both try to figure out if they enjoy them, if they actually accomplish anything from them, and the worst resolutions there are. Bonus part of the episode includes Advice Corner and the new segment Trivia Challenge.

Comment, follow, and of course recommend us to all your friends. If you retweet the tweet this is send out in, you will gain a follow from me.

Also, comment on this post with the best New Years resolution and you will win a prize from us. I promise. This isn't like a mad up thing. You will get something in return. So, don't blow this opportunity. We're not made of prizes.

LYLAS.

Thirsty Thursdays: Women Be Shoppin

Your favorite Quarter-life Crisis podcast is back, and just in time for those couples out there.

Brian and I (this is Kyle, by the way) sat down to get into holiday spirit. Instead of focusing on family, this time they focus on their girlfriends and how they aim to make this holiday season one of a kind. Topics such as holiday traditions, gift giving, and even a look ahead to Valentines Day are brought up in the 30 minute episode.

Follow us on Soundcloud and I swear on my girlfriend's Christmas presents that we will follow you back. Comment with questions and thoughts and we will make sure to take it into consideration/ bring them up in an episode.

If you recommend us to a friend and a friend comments, you will for sure get brought up and we will put you into our Top 8 of listeners. Yeah, that's a timely MySpace reference. Remember when Justin Timberlake bought a share of MySpace. More like Justin Tom-berlake. Nailed it.

Also be on the look out for our Bachelor podcast, Bachelor Party, coming next week. Brian and i get you read for the upcoming season by previewing the girls and giving you our top 4.

LYLAS.

Thirsty Thursdays: Home for the Holidays

AND WE'RE BACK!

That's right. It's another attempt at a podcast. This time Brian and I ( this is Kyle. Not sure you knew that. Whatever.) Have decided that we wanted to discuss out quarter-life crisis' with you great people. Each week we crack open a beer and discuss a central theme in our lives and how our thoughts and views have changed from college to now.

If you are in college, this is a good way to learn about adulthood and prepare for that time where you are no longer allowed to drink on a random Tuesday. If you are an adult, well you probably have these problems too and we will make you feel normal about dreading these things.

Our first topic is Holidays and spending them at home. Besides the "funny" banter, we also have advice at the end to help you learn.

It's like 20 minutes, so you don't have to spend your whole day getting through it. Also, comment with your thoughts, questions, favorite moment, or favorite beer. Maybe we will review that beer and judge you!


Next weeks topic: Holidays and Girlfriends. Stay tuned for that!