Dress and Llamas or whatever

What a day for bloggers like me. Some llamas broke out of a zoo or something and ran around and everyone watched. Then some shitty photographer took a picture of a dress with a shitty camera and it made the colors look different. Wow. Some really interesting shit. Let's talk about it, because apparently we have to.

Llama video link.

Wow. Look at those llamas go. Looks like the emperor lost his groove again.


This stupid fucking news story (although pretty hilarious) led to the internet getting super annoying yesterday and the most annoying of all annoying internet sites got to make a "Which runaway llama are you?" quiz because of course they fucking did. Jesus.

Then you have this dress. This god damn dress that you've seen a billion times and will probably be made into the most popular Halloween costume come October because of who gives a shit.



Is it black and blue? Is it white and gold? Fuck you. Evidently science proved that it was black and blue so there you go. Fun is over.

The people who are freaking out about being annoyed by this are just as bad as the people posting them. This is gonna happen. The enemy is not the fucking llamas. The enemy is not the ugly dress. It's not the people who are posting too much, and it's not the people posting complaints. THE ENEMY IS BUZZFEED. Holy shit that is the worst site in the world. Go take a look at the site right now. It's vomit inducing. These two stories are pretty cool, but I can't help but hate them because of those fucking pieces of shit are over there "winning the internet" and "not believing what happens next". Fuck buzzfeed and those who visit it. While I'm at it, fuck Elite Daily too. It's just buzzfeed for pompous douche bags. Keep reading real sites by the real people. Keep reading WhatSupTho