This is a classic video. News anchors are always dorky with their corny jokes and their fake laughs. Truly one of the whitest professions out there, and this dude is as white as they come. You can see that before he even starts dancing. He knows he's a huge dork and he owns it, and is just trying to have fun with it all. Nobody is ever as happy as they are when they are dancing, and I love that he is trying to shine a little light on his work day by having a good time. He may be a big loser, but he knows how to have a good time.
His co-host, on the other hand, is everything that is wrong with hot women. She tries to save face by not dancing like an asshole for all the internet to see, but winds up identifying herself as a huge wet blanket. I'm not saying she has to start doing the Schmoney for the camera, and would totally understand why that would be awkward and embarrassing for her. All I am saying is crack a god damn smile, maybe giggle a bit, give this guy SOMETHING. He's out here putting it all on the line trying to be funny and you are just rolling your eyes like you are above him. Be more of a bitch, you can't.
This is one of the girls who goes to a bar where everyone is having a blast and just sits and sips on her vodka cranberry until the ice melts. The ones that just raise their nose when fun people like myself ask them to dance. I am not trying to hit on you, you just look like you're having an awful time and I am trying to change that for you. You may be way too pretty for me, but at the end of the day you aren't out of anyone's league because you aren't fun. Fun over everything.
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