Week 11 Pick'em

I've been playing you guys. Purposely making horrible picks just to see who would stick with me. Oldest trick in the book. Now that I've got all those unloyal readers are done, I've got all the perfect picks this week. Probably won't lose a game.

Atlanta at CAROLINA +2.5

Simply because Carolina is home. How are these teams this bad? How is that division so awful? Why do they still play these games?

Minnesota at CHICAGO -1.5

Chicago is in shambles. Trestman has lost his team, Marshall is fighting hecklers, people are hurting themselves celebrating in blowout losses, and cutler really doesn't seem to give a shit. Great year to hate the bears. Still picking them, because I take a broken bears team over a Vikings team any day.

Houston at CLEVELAND -3.5

Packers vs browns in Arizona for this years Super Bowl. Buying my tickets right now.

SEATTLE +1 at Kansas City 

Marshawn lynch might get $100,000 if he doesn't talk to the media after today's game. The real gamble here is betting whether or not he gives in. Fuck the media.

CINCINATTI +7.5 at New Orleans 

7.5? That's a lot. I hate picking against the saints at home but god damn that's a disrespectful line. If dalton has any balls, he will show up to play today. 

SAN FRANCISCO -3.5 at New York 

I don't understand the 49ers this year. Are they good or bad? Whatever, fuck it.

DENVER -8.5 at St Louis 

Manning has never thrown for 300 yards against the rams. Because Peyton is obsessed with stats and records he will do his best to throw for 500. 

Tampa bay at WASHINGTON -7

Don't care.

Oakland at SAN DIEGO -10.5

This line is huge but I've said it every week. Raiders aren't winning a game, so I will never bet on them.

Philadelphia at GREEN BAY -4.5

I love this team right now. Two hurry up offenses should make for an amusing game. Rodgers is so damn good. Hopefully his back isn't still bothering him from sitting out the second half last week.

DETROIT +1 at Arizona

Unfortunately I'm going with the lions. Backup qb for the cards. Great job signing Carson Palmer to that big money extension. 

NEW ENGLAND +3 at Indianapolis

Lucas Geier celebrity pick- "you can't lose if your quarterback wears Uggs. It's impossible"

PITTSBURGH -6 at Tennessee 

Lock of the week. The titans are horrible. Another shitty shitty prime time game. 

Last week- 4-8 lol

Overall- 19-32 lol

Lock of the week- 1-3

Lucas Geier celebrity picks- 0-1