TENNESSEE +10.5 at Baltimore
Hard to bet on good ol' rockytop but 10.5 is a lot of points for a very inconsistent ravens team to be giving. Plus zach mettenberger is the coolest guy in the world.
Kansas City at BUFFALO -1.5
Sure. Home team. Whatever. I think KC only wins at home, right? Like I'm pretty sure that's a rule.
MIAMI +3 at Detroit
Detroits coming off a bye and Miami is coming off a 37 point shutout. Coming off a big win always puts you at risk for a big disappointment. However, last time I picked against Miami they fucking embarassed me, so I'm learning my lesson. Stafford will shit himself against that defense which just might be the best in the league.
DALLAS -7.5 at Jacksonville
Not even at Jacksonville. At stupid fucking London where nobody gives a shit about our stupid American football. They probably serve bangers and mash at these games. Stop going over there.
Sam Francisco at NEW ORLEANS -5.5
I'll take the saints at the super done every day of the week. This team is getting hot, and the rest of the division is fucking garbage, so they'll be hosting a playoff game, and it'll probably be against us.
PITTSBURGH -4 at New York jets
Lock of the week. Perhaps lock of the year. 12 TDs in the last two weeks for Big Ben. I would be shocked if the jets have 12 touchdowns combined on the season. Did espn and their crazy east coast bias set the line for this game?
ATLANTA -3.5 at Tampa bay
Remember when I said the NFC south sucks. Well, this game is all the proof you need. This game should be cancelled.
DENVER -11.5 at Oakland
Say it every week but the raiders won't be winning a game this year. Peyton just proved he still sucks in the big games, so he will probably throw for 8 TDs to prove he can still dominate meaningless ones
St. Louis at ARIZONA -7
The cards are for real. Dunno about the ridiculous contract extension for Carson Palmer but that defense is special.
NEW YORK GIANTS +10 at Seattle
The Seahawks aren't what they were last year. Russell Wilson is a fraud.
CHICAGO +8.5 at Green Bay
Doesn't look like Bennett will play, which is huge because he had 100 against the pack in the first half in week 4. Forte will run all over this 32ns ranked run defense. Forte might be the best all around back in the league and he's been stuck on a shitty team his entire career. Records get thrown out when these teams play. Packers win in a close one.
CAROLINA +7 at Philadelphia
Can Newton vs. Mark Sanchez is all the analysis you need for this one.
Last week- 6-6
Overall- 15-24
Lock of the week- 1-2
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