The Right Environment to Shred

A few nights ago I watched the movie Shallow Hal and remembered how it was a pretty funny movie with a good message. I'm not going to talk about the movie as a whole, but I will talk about a specific scene in the movie, probably the best part. I'm of course talking about the dance scene. Before you watch it don't focus on the very unattractive women, focus on Hal and the dimes whenever they appear again, red is a smoke. 

If you can't see the video here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjfrbw7xNXc

Number one: Hal is absolutely shredding the dance floor while he assumes he is surrounded by dimes. All of this is possible because of the music. There is nothing worse than going out with your crew ready to look like a drunken jackass only to find out the guy playing the music is a fucking moron and doesn't know he sucks balls. You can't dance on a dime and get the spit slapped out of your mouth while shit music is happening. Not only is the music horrendous, the fucker won't even take song requests. Fuck that shit

Number two: It's good to surround yourself with the right crew. Does this mean you can't dance solo style? Hell no, Hal shows that it's more than possible. However, he's feeding off the chicks he's dancing with and that helps him get to the next level. The same goes with the crew you surround yourself with. The group needs to feed off each other in order to achieve the complete jackass image and have a great time. 

Number three kind of goes off of number two and it's about going all out or not at all. I can't stand going out with people that just stand there and literally don't say or do anything. Why even go out if you're going to be lame as fuck? It ruins it for everyone else and way more important, me. I'd rather stay in and watch a documentary on fucking fruit bats than go out with a bunch of lame mother fuckers. Obviously there are those nights and weekends where we just want to hang out, Netflix binge, or whatever, but don't bring that shit here. You can't shred with that, you just can't.

This isn't just about going out to shred with the bros and the chicks while having a blast, it's bigger than that. We all know this but I'll say it anyway. People you surround yourself with will either help you have a good time or drag you down. Didn't mean to get that deep but whatever, fuck you.

Lastly, I set that song as my morning alarm and every morning I dance my dick off